Last year around Christmastime, my friend and I went to Cracker Barrel, and our moms let us go look around the store part while they sat and talked. Well, they had one of those toy birds that repeats everything it hears. At first, we were just cracking up because it was picking up the hostess saying the "Jones, party of 4, your table is ready" stuff and repeating it. However, the truly funny part was when my friend said "uhh, not to be rude or anything, but I kind of have to go #2"- and THE BIRD REPEATED IT! I was laughing so hard I actually peed a little (and considering I have a really bad shy bladder, that was one extreme lol to cause such a rarity), and when we got home, my mom couldn't figure out why the heck the dog was following me around so much...
